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misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

sarcastically-fantastic:

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fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

Why the fuck did the men all get actual general descriptions and the women got Boobs and Baked Potato?

But, on the other hand, that last panel was freaking sweet, it’s a great surprise laugh every time.

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness)

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